A vintage Americana text-based design featuring distressed red and navy blue typography with patriotic star accents. The layout uses bold ribbon banners at top and bottom with white stars on navy stripes. The text reads 'I NEVER QUESTION' in the top red banner with white lettering, 'MY WIFE'S' in large navy blue distressed slab serif font with weathered texture, 'CHOICES' in massive bold red letters with vintage halftone distressing, and 'I'M ONE OF THEM' in the bottom navy banner. Three white stars separate the banner sections. The typography has authentic worn edges and faded texture throughout, creating a retro patriotic aesthetic. All text elements are perfectly centered and stacked vertically with balanced spacing. The color palette is limited to distressed red, navy blue, and white with subtle halftone dot patterns and weathered effects. The design is print-ready, fully isolated on a white background with no shadows or textures, fully contained within canvas boundaries with no cut-off elements and proper margins around all elements, and intended for use in t-shirt printing. | PODspy AI Design
