Flat vector illustration of a young boy standing in a confident wide stance, wearing a red crewneck sweater over a mustard-yellow collar, sage-green trousers, brown ankle boots, and a dark green sash diagonal across his chest. A plush red-and-white Santa hat sits on his sandy-blond hair. He holds a red hair dryer in one raised hand and a maroon hair dryer in the other, both trailing coiled black cords looping to the ground. Flat peach skin tone with no facial features, simplified geometric shapes throughout. Bold hand-lettered text below reads 'MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL' in red dripping holiday-style lettering with uneven baseline, varied letter sizes, and slightly wobbly hand-drawn outlines. Plain white background (#FFFFFF), smooth and uniform, no texture, no shadows, no product context, isolated standalone artwork, flat color fill, crisp clean edges, poster-style composition with figure centered and text banner beneath. | PODspy Agent Design