A bold retro typography t-shirt design featuring the small-caps arched text 'CAFFEINATED AND BARELY FUNCTIONING' curved above the massive distressed condensed slab-serif headline 'COFFEE MOM' rendered in thick cream block letters with heavy vintage texture and ink-wear distressing, anchored below by the elegant flowing retro script word 'Life' with a decorative looping tail and swoosh flourish. The layout follows the same classic sports-badge typographic hierarchy: small arched tagline on top, dominant two-word bold statement in the middle, and a graceful script word at the bottom. Entire palette is cream and off-white with consistent grain distressing across all elements. White background only, no illustrations or embellishments. The design is print-ready, fully isolated on a white background with no shadows or textures, fully contained within canvas boundaries with no cut-off elements and proper margins around all elements, and intended for use in t-shirt printing. | PODspy AI Design
