A witty Christmas-themed political statement design displaying the exact text "All I Want for Christmas is a Functional Government" in a creative, festive layout. The design combines holiday imagery with political commentary - incorporating subtle Christmas decorative elements like small stars, ornamental flourishes, or minimalist holiday icons framing the text. Vintage-inspired typography with a modern twist, featuring hand-lettered style fonts that balance humor and sophistication. Color palette mixing traditional Christmas colors (deep red, forest green, gold accents) with patriotic elements. The text is prominently displayed in a hierarchical arrangement with "All I Want for Christmas" in elegant script lettering and "is a Functional Government" in bold, statement-making block letters. Retro political poster aesthetic meets holiday card design, with clean vector illustration style and sharp, print-ready details. | PODspy AI Design
