A stylized highland cow (fluffy cow character) standing upright like a person in an anthropomorphic pose. The cow features long, shaggy fur texture and is dressed in a cream-colored top, vibrant purple sneakers, and a matching purple scarf and bow adorned with leopard-print pattern details. The character wears black-framed glasses and carries a purple crossbody bag, creating a quirky, confident, put-together but fun aesthetic. Purple hearts float decoratively around the character in a whimsical arrangement. The text 'I'M NOT A HOT MESS' appears at the top and 'I'M A SPICY DISASTER' at the bottom, both rendered in an embroidered look with detailed stitching texture, dimensional thread appearance, and raised fabric effect. Cartoon illustration style with smooth shading, expressive friendly face, detailed fur texture, vibrant color palette featuring cream, purple, and leopard print accents. Lighthearted, sassy, confident tone with clean vector-style rendering and crisp character details. Centered composition optimized for t-shirt design. | PODspy AI Design
