A humorous vintage coffee design with the large distressed text 'MOTHERHOOD' arched dramatically across the top in bold condensed letters. Feature a detailed top-down illustration of a generously filled coffee cup on a saucer, showcasing rich dark coffee with authentic crema patterns and tiny bubbles. Position classic coffee percolators on each side as decorative elements. Incorporate a prominent banner ribbon across the middle with 'POWERED BY' and curve 'CAFFEINE and JESUS along the bottom in matching distressed typography. Maintain the retro coffee shop color scheme: various shades of espresso brown, caramel, tan, cream, and beige tones. Apply consistent vintage weathering effects with speckles, scratches, and worn texture throughout for an authentic aged poster look. Add small decorative coffee bean elements scattered near the text. The hand-lettered style typography should feel bold and confident with heavy distressing. The design is print-ready, fully isolated on a white background with no shadows or textures, fully contained within canvas boundaries with no cut-off elements and proper margins around all elements, and intended for use in t-shirt printing. | PODspy AI Design
